Aurora Fleet's Line of the Day

Rear Admiral Lower Half Posts : 378 Join date : 2014-06-28

Herein we shall post the Line of the Day - great zingers and amusing lines from posts that catch your eye and attention!

All lines chosen will net their authors a great No-Prize. ^_^

Captain Posts : 1717 Join date : 2014-06-27

Jas Amojan (Thelos th'Thela) wrote:: "Oh, no. I'm finally here, first time actually *doing something* past training simulations, and my commanding officer's gotta be someone who looks like he's stiff enough to crack nuts with his arse."

(Fleet Special Mission - The Next Generation)

It was intended that the NPC commanding officer would be pretty bitter at having to captain a cadet crew, and would probably take out that bitterness on the cadets, but this quote just sums it up so well!

Petty Officer 1st Class Posts : 276 Join date : 2014-08-05

Henriks Abols wrote:: His head was resting on her shoulder, and Henriks would have been content to remain like that, but suddenly there arose such a clatter that he had to look up.

I see what you did, there. :-P

Lieutenant Junior Grade Posts : 399 Join date : 2014-10-13

Gavin Van Gelder wrote:: "I mean...I've years of experience," he said, with all the gravity and sagacity of a twenty-two year old kid.

A hilariously constructed sentence, to be sure. =P

Captain Posts : 1717 Join date : 2014-06-27

Jiseth wrote:: Jiseth moved back to the rear of the craft as the hatch locked and they lifted off. Her eyes closed and she drew a deep breath before giving a long look to Gavin.

"I need your brain power for this one. Also... There's a spare set of clothing in one of the cargo bins. Urine has an awful smell."

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