Aurora Fleet: Rules That Should Be

47. Zero Alpha is better than you. Don't worry, she already knows it.

48. Don't touch Rama's lobes ... unless you mean it.

49. Romulans make the best anger translators.

50. Replicating your uniforms pink on a Wednesday will get you nothing but a uniform violation note.

51. Don't say 'cowboy diplomacy' like it's a bad thing.

Julia Rellek wrote:

48. Don't touch Rama's lobes ... unless you mean it.

52.  If you see a little part-Romulan girl running around the Phoenix with an outdated tricorder and a toolkit, try to direct her toward an unimportant element.  She's going to take it apart.

Archangel T'Koris wrote:

52.  If you see a little part-Romulan girl running around the Phoenix with an outdated tricorder and a toolkit, try to direct her toward an unimportant element.  She's going to take it apart.

o.O Oh My!!!!!

53. Slap Zero... Her reaction is priceless!

54. And don't shoot one of your characters with your other character. Daren will be left speechless and you will have to hear about it for DAAAAAAYYYYS. "You shot yourself!!!!"

55. PATPATPAT the Saf occasionally.

56. Do not listen to Julia's above advice. Safefta is not to receive a PATPATPAT.

57. Archangel is not allowed to go back to her quarters after a surgical procedure.

58. All orders from the medical staff are to be considered as suggestions to be graciously considered.

59. Any outbursts of anger or stress will be given two hours in the Tribble Pit.

60. Sometimes, counselling sessions require a bottle of Romulan Ale.

61. Due to rule 59, it it recommended that Archangel t'Koris spend all available off-duty hours in the Tribble Pit.

62. Do not tell Julia Rellek that the replicator in the science labs has broken at 0600 hours. Instead, hand her coffee and back away slowly.

63. If you have ever met the mysterious creature known as 'sleep', know that you are likely to never see it again, especially if you owe tags, or are engaged in active rapidfire with anyone.

64. Our characters are screwed up. They will continue to be screwed up, and probably become even more screwed up. It's best not to question that.

65. Never forget Operation: Return was an inside job. Federation phasers can't melt Dominion steel.

66. Prodding is permitted in order to get Jiseth to eat and Saf to sleep.

67. Time spent in the jar isn't all bad.

68. Bribery is permitted in exchange for taggles.

69. Arch (PRONOUNCED ARK) can not refuse the pull of a taggle.

70. We might all be screwed-up misfits, but anyone who so much as gently insinuates that the Phoenix isn't staffed with the best damn crew in Starfleet will be on the business end of a great many phasers.

71. If Kintiss asks for a coffee, you get him one.

72. If Zero does something uncharacteristically nice for someone, be afraid. Be very afraid.

73. Counselors don't go inactive. They merely go on leave. Extended leave.

74. You're all insane.

75. Captain T'Koris shouldn't be allowed to have a yeoman... poor kid.

(She didn't choose to have a yeoman :p )

76. If someone threatens Arch's family, whether her 'true' family or her crew, there will be trouble.

77. Calling Sigma a Borg will get you a delighted grin. This is not to be questioned.